Travelling as a disabled person isn’t just a trip; it’s kind of a whole production. What should be a romantic escaped can often become an expedition, right? But you know what? You shouldn’t let that put you off, and actually, there are tons of things you can do to make life easier for yourself when you’re on the road or in the air…
1. Mobility Scooters: Your Throne on Wheels
Let’s start with the obvious: mobility scooters. Forget walking (ew, who needs that?)—these bad boys are like the limos of the pedestrian world. Whether you’re cruising through the airport like a VIP or owning the cobblestone streets of Rome (just ignore the odd bounce), Oahu mobility scooters are a game-changer. Pro tip: get one that folds. Nothing says “adventure” like trying to wrestle a scooter into a taxi that’s clearly smaller than your suitcase.
2. Priority Boarding: AKA Living Your Best Life
Whoever invented priority boarding deserves a Nobel Prize. It’s basically a glorified way of saying, “Yes, peasants, I shall board first.” You might have 42 forms of documentation to prove you need it, but trust me, it’s worth it. Glide smugly past the queue and enjoy those extra minutes to locate a seatbelt that actually works.
3. Accessible Accommodations That Don’t Lie
The phrase "wheelchair accessible" is a gamble. Is it truly accessible, or does the hotel manager think “three steps and a prayer” count? Always confirm—and by confirm, I mean grill the hotel like you’re auditioning for CSI: Accessibility.
4. Portable Grab Bars
Hear me out: they’re like suction-cupped lifesavers. Stuck in a bathroom that looks like it was designed by someone who hates disabled people? Pop these up and voila—you’ve got a makeshift safety net. Bonus points if you scare your travel buddy by pretending one has fallen off mid-shower.
5. Apps That Know Their Stuff
You wouldn’t leave home without your phone, so why not let it do the heavy lifting? Apps like Wheelmap or Google Maps’ accessibility feature are like your personal tour guide. No more arriving at a “highly recommended” café only to discover it’s up a staircase that would make a mountain climber cry.
6. Don’t Fear the "Disabled Toilet" Power Move
If you think I’m walking to the other end of the building for a “normal” loo, think again. Disabled toilets are bigger, cleaner, and sometimes come with gadgets worthy of a sci-fi movie. Plus, you’ll never queue again—so embrace the throne, my friend.
7. Pack Snacks Like a Pro
Ever been stuck in a five-hour delay with nothing but airline peanuts? Yeah, don’t. Stock up like you’re preparing for the apocalypse. Bonus points for snacks that make your travel buddies jealous—because petty victories are still victories.
8. The Ultimate Cheat Code: A Sense of Humour
Travel mishaps are inevitable. Your wheelchair might get “lost” (read: temporarily sent to Australia), or a well-meaning stranger might offer to push you… off a kerb. Laugh about it later, roll with it (pun intended), and remember: you’re collecting stories to share over drinks.
Travelling when disabled is not always the smoothest of trips, but it’s usually far from dull, and there’s tons you can do to make it easier for you and your loved ones!